1 00:00:21,788 --> 00:00:23,156 ♪♪ 2 00:00:56,856 --> 00:00:59,259 All right, let's get another big one, come on. 3 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:01,628 Come on, Rob. 4 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:04,631 ♪ You gotta start off Each day with a joke ♪ 5 00:01:04,664 --> 00:01:07,434 ♪ And everything Will be okie-doke ♪ 6 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:09,235 ♪ All your troubles Will go... ♪ 7 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:10,904 ( LYRICS INDISTINCT ) 8 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:12,672 ♪ If you start off Each day with a... ♪ 9 00:01:12,705 --> 00:01:14,407 Joke, joke, joke! Do a joke. 10 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:16,476 I got a joke. Did you hear about the fella 11 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:18,211 who crossed an abalone with a crocodile? 12 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:22,449 No. what'd he get? A crock-a-balone. 13 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:26,319 ♪ You gotta start off Each day with a joke-- ♪ 14 00:01:26,352 --> 00:01:28,621 Hey, I got an idea. Let's do silly stories. 15 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:29,889 This sophisticated audience? 16 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,391 They'll never laugh at those. 17 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,460 Oh, I promise you they'll laugh. 18 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:34,894 What is that? 19 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,563 It's a laugh guarantee-er. 20 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:37,864 What do you do with it? 21 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:39,566 You'll find out. 22 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,401 Go ahead, do a silly story. 23 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:44,704 Uh, did you hear about the stick-up on the bridge? 24 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:46,539 No. Who threw it up there? 25 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:53,346 ♪ You gotta start off Each day with a joke ♪ 26 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:55,648 ♪ And everything Will be okie-doke ♪ 27 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,250 Hey, I know. What? What? 28 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,785 Let's do silly animal stories. 29 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:01,254 Silly animal stories? Yeah, wait a minute. 30 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,423 I gotta get a bigger guarantee-er. 31 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,625 Oh, no. 32 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:08,761 Silly animals. Two camels talking. Two camels talking. 33 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,563 One camel said, "i don't care what anybody says. 34 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,332 I'm thirsty." 35 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:18,404 Ohh! 36 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:21,641 Two elephants talking. Two elephants talking. 37 00:02:21,674 --> 00:02:23,309 "i don't care what anybody says. 38 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:24,911 I can't remember a thing." 39 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:34,354 Two flies talking. Two flies talking. 40 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:36,456 Two flies talking. 41 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:40,527 One says, "Mrs. buzz-buzz, how's the baby?" 42 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,429 She says, "Sick. I had to walk the ceiling with him all night." 43 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,700 Two kangaroos talking. 44 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:49,269 Yeah, two kanga-- 45 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,238 two kangaroos talking. 46 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,740 "Gee, I hope it doesn't rain today. 47 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:56,376 I hate when the children play inside." 48 00:02:58,311 --> 00:03:03,783 ♪ You gotta start off Each day with a joke ♪ 49 00:03:09,822 --> 00:03:11,457 Please, please. 50 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:13,493 Please, please. Don't applaud. 51 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,828 Just send phone numbers of single men. 52 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,865 Rob, how about you? You're next. You're up next. 53 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:20,900 I don't have to entertain. I'm the host. 54 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,636 ( OVERLAPPING CHATTER ) 55 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,838 All right, what are you gonna do? 56 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,907 I'm gonna do my impression of you. 57 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,777 Me! My favorite subject. 58 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:32,679 This is an impression of Buddy 59 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,847 walking that big police dog of his in central park. 60 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,583 Go ahead, Rob. 61 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:41,821 Heel, boy. heel, boy. Heel, boy. 62 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:44,290 Whoa. heh heh. How do you like that? 63 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:45,992 Six months old. He's full-grown. 64 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:50,997 Heel, boy! Heel! Heel, boy! 65 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:54,534 That's right. Face front, boy. 66 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:55,969 Isn't he a sweetheart? He's a-- 67 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:59,439 aah! Ow! Boy, don't do that! 68 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:01,908 There, boy. we're gonna do some tricks now, boy. 69 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:03,977 Sit. sit. 70 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:07,046 Sit, boy. boy, sit! 71 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,449 Ha! Up, boy! Up! 72 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,554 All right, fella. 73 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,389 Now we're gonna roll over and play dead. 74 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,057 Down, over. That's right, play-- 75 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,792 Let go, boy. 76 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:22,595 ( INDISTINCT SHOUTING ) 77 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:24,998 Sit up, boy. 78 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:27,667 Sit up, boy. aah! 79 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,303 Whoa! Rug! Rug, boy. 80 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:34,574 You behave yourself. 81 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,976 All right, boy, let's-- whoa! 82 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,078 Boy, come back! ( WHISTLES ) 83 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,747 Here, boy! 84 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,081 That-a-baby, come to papa. 85 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,650 No, wait, boy! 86 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,018 Wait! Wait! 87 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,728 All right. ( PANTING ) 88 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,864 Okay, that's all for the show, folks. Let's eat. 89 00:04:57,897 --> 00:05:00,133 No! No! Laura hasn't been on yet! 90 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:03,569 ( ALL AGREEING ) 91 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:05,138 Oh, Sally-- 92 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:07,040 I'll put the record on. 93 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:09,575 ( OVERLAPPING CHATTER ) 94 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:12,679 ( MUSIC PLAYING ) 95 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:14,947 ( INDISTINCT CHATTER ) 96 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,050 No, but-- Come on. 97 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:18,818 I'm just a housewife! 98 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:19,919 Come on! 99 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,423 That-a-girl! 100 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:24,924 ( CHEERING ) 101 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:31,464 Wow, what a way to break up a cold. 102 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:49,449 ( CHEERING CONTINUES ) 103 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:29,689 ( MUSIC STOPS, ALL CHEERING ) 104 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:35,795 ( OVERLAPPING CHATTER ) 105 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:37,864 Good night, Mel. Good night. 106 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,565 You were just marvelous. 107 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:40,833 Oh, thank you. 108 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,668 You were pretty good, too. 109 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:45,671 Oh, Rob, wasn't it a wonderful party? 110 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:47,540 Wasn't it just wonderful? 111 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:49,809 It was a wonderful party, honey. Let's go to sleep. 112 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:51,944 You're right, honey. It was a wonderful party, wasn't it? 113 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:53,880 Do you think I danced too much? 114 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,482 No, no, you were wonderful. Let's go to sleep. 115 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:58,651 You're right, I was wonderful, wasn't i? 116 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:00,520 You sure it wasn't too much, though? 117 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:02,855 Honey, they loved you. Now let's go to sleep. 118 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:05,591 They did love me, didn't they? Oh, I-- 119 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,560 Of course, I think I did dance too long. 120 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:11,030 I mean, an hour and a quarter. 121 00:07:11,063 --> 00:07:12,732 But I don't care! It's my house, 122 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:14,500 and I loved it, I loved every second of it! 123 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,271 ROB: I never saw anything like it. 124 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:20,206 She had the time of her life. 125 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:22,141 She said it was like being in show business again. 126 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,776 She did, huh? 127 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,645 I tell you what you have to do now. 128 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:27,747 Go home, break every dance record in the house, 129 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:30,249 and right away, you and Laura have a baby. 130 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:33,886 What is he talking about? 131 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,788 I don't know. But you know him-- 132 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:38,825 Behind every silver lining, he finds the cloud. 133 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:40,893 Friend, do you mean you don't know 134 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:42,595 what happened to you last night? 135 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:44,197 No, what are you driving at? 136 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,299 Your life is about to come apart at the seams. 137 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:47,967 You're facing what they call 138 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,736 "the seven lean years". 139 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:53,272 Buddy, you are just not making any sense. 140 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,942 He does that very well. 141 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,311 She was deliriously happy last night. 142 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:00,246 You guys saw her-- the sparkle in her eye 143 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:02,248 and that big smile on her face. 144 00:08:02,281 --> 00:08:04,817 Sure, she was smiling. Out of the kitchen, onto the stage. 145 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:08,154 You lost a wife and gained a roommate. 146 00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:10,223 Now, come on, Buddy. 147 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:12,825 You'll see I'm right. Good-bye, home-cooked food, 148 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:15,027 hello, frozen dinners. 149 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:17,096 You know something? You are nuts. 150 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:19,165 She did a little bit of dancing last night, 151 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:21,601 and you've got me divorced and eating frozen dinners. 152 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:24,770 Buddy, it's when I see husbands like you 153 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:26,939 that I'm glad I'm single. 154 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:29,141 But that's the only time. 155 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,843 Oh, so I'm nuts, huh? 156 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:32,945 See? He admits it. 157 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:36,816 Rob, look, I've been through this whole bit before. I know. 158 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,885 You want me to show you exactly what Laura did last night 159 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:40,820 after everybody left? You ready? 160 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,955 "Oh, darling! I just loved it! 161 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:45,358 "I never danced like that in my life! It's been ages! 162 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:48,194 It was wonderful! Wasn't I swell?" Right? 163 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:50,296 How did you know? 164 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:52,932 You forget I got one of my own. My wife, Pickles. 165 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:54,967 Yeah, but she wasn't a dancer. 166 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:56,769 No, she was a showgirl. It's just as bad. 167 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:58,905 All career women are the same. 168 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:01,107 They're like old fire horses. One whiff of smoke, 169 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:03,809 and they want to bust out of the stable. 170 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,678 Well, you're looking at an old career girl 171 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,780 who's trying to break into the stable. 172 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:11,284 Three-room stable, with a modern kitchen and a built-in fella. 173 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:14,687 Ah, you're just saying that. And meaning it. 174 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,322 You mean you'd give up all this? 175 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:18,190 All what? Spending my life 176 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,159 with two happily married men? 177 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:22,361 Listen, just find me a nice home and a fella, 178 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,163 and bye-bye, show biz. 179 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:26,732 Nah, you don't mean that. Rob, listen to me. 180 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,734 The first week that you get off, 181 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:30,937 take Laura for a skiing trip. 182 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:33,105 Skiing? What for? Laura can't ski. 183 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,941 Heh. she'd break her leg. 184 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:36,976 Yeah. 185 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,646 Boy, you catch on fast! 186 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:44,216 One skiing trip-- your trouble's are all over, no problem. 187 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,086 My only problem is you. 188 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,388 Maybe Pickles goes berserk when she hears the fire bells, 189 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,223 but not Laura. 190 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,858 She's too happy and too busy 191 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,794 being a housewife and a mother. 192 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:56,362 Yeah, boy, what she was doing last night 193 00:09:56,395 --> 00:10:00,099 sure didn't look like mending socks to me. 194 00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:02,868 So she danced a little, and she enjoyed it. 195 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,270 Is that so terrible? 196 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:06,839 Dancing, no. Enjoying, yes. 197 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,708 Look, Buddy, I know my wife. 198 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:10,776 I didn't twist her arm to make her give up dancing. 199 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:14,013 She wanted to. She wanted to be a wife and a mother. 200 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:16,048 And in all the years we've been married, 201 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,117 I have never heard her say she was sorry, either. 202 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,752 Till last night. 203 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,220 She didn't say she was sorry last night. 204 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,788 Maybe not with her mouth, 205 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:26,158 but with every other part of her. 206 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,427 Suddenly he's a hip-reader. 207 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,764 Yeah, but sometimes the hip speak louder than the lip. 208 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,399 I've seen this happen before. 209 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:35,735 Believe me, I know what I'm talking about. 210 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,436 You know something, Buddy? 211 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,338 The more you talk, 212 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,874 the more I realize there's something in what you say. 213 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,943 And most of it's pretty stupid. 214 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:46,879 Thanks a lot. 215 00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:49,148 Look, Buddy, I know Laura. 216 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:51,150 She wouldn't go back to dancing professionally 217 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,419 if somebody handed it to her on a silver platter. 218 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:55,187 Good morning. Hi, Mel. 219 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,889 Good morning, Sally. 220 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,026 Good morning, Rob. Hi, Mel. 221 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,427 Say, I just had an idea. 222 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,429 Oh, that makes an even 1. 223 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,134 Do you think Laura would like to dance on the show this week? 224 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,236 Wait a minute, you been out there listening at the keyhole? 225 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:12,104 Rob, give him a rap right in the mouth. 226 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,140 Buddy, please. What's this all about, Mel? 227 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,175 Well, one of the dancers hurt her foot, 228 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,811 and I thought Laura would like to fill in for the week. 229 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,513 Rob, don't stand there, slug him. 230 00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:23,049 Sally, will you please tell him 231 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:25,418 that I'm talking to him? 232 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:27,119 Him was talking to him. 233 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:31,290 Buddy's just trying to be helpful. 234 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:33,793 He thinks last night gave Laura the career bug again. 235 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:35,995 Oh, well, if you'd rather not take the chance. 236 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,798 No, wait a minute. Yes, he'd rather not. 237 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:41,434 Buddy, do you mind if I run my own life for five minutes? 238 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,469 You're liable to say something silly, like, 239 00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:45,504 "Let her do what she wants. It's her life." 240 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,506 Look, I've got a great deal of work to do-- 241 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,042 Go ahead, tear your hair out. 242 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,514 What about Laura? 243 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,349 Well...as a matter of fact, 244 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,919 I think she might get a kick out of being asked. 245 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,022 Rob, don't do anything rash. 246 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,958 Oh, leave him alone. It's his rash. 247 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,932 Mel, I know she'll turn it down, 248 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,333 but it'll make her feel so good 249 00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:16,302 that you even thought of her. 250 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,338 Hi, honey. 251 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:21,407 Hey, you want to hear something cute? 252 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,309 Mel just came in and told us 253 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,511 they need a replacement dancer for this week's show, 254 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,213 and he thought you-- 255 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,914 ( LAUGHS ) Yeah! 256 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,216 That's right. 257 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,284 ( LAUGHING ) 258 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:35,988 Okay, honey. Yeah, I'll tell him. bye. 259 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:38,290 She'll be right over. 260 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,149 What's for dinner, Daddy? 261 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,917 Ravioli and meatballs. 262 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,519 What's ravioli? 263 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:09,555 Ravio--well, eat and find out. 264 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:11,490 I don't like it. 265 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,559 Ritchie, I went through a lot of trouble 266 00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:16,228 defrosting these dinners. Now, you eat it. 267 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,264 Why can't we have regular food 268 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,166 like Mommy makes? 269 00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:22,101 Because I don't know how to cook like your mommy does. 270 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,502 Eat your meatballs. 271 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,849 ( CLACKING ) 272 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,888 Rich, how about a milkshake? 273 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,990 I had one for lunch. 274 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:48,394 Well, how about peanut butter and jelly? 275 00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,429 I had that for a snack. 276 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,266 How about a banana? 277 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,601 For dinner? 278 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,169 Sure, bananas are good for you. 279 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,571 Make you grow up big and strong. 280 00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:00,306 Here, now, eat it. 281 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,120 Daddy? Hmm? 282 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,489 When's Mommy coming home? 283 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,325 Soon, Rich. why? 284 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,461 I like Mommy's bananas better. 285 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,909 ( DOOR UNLOCKING ) 286 00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,448 Hi, honey. 287 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,216 Honey, you didn't have to wait up for me. 288 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,118 Are you kidding? I wanted to. 289 00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:48,087 It's been practically four days since I did anything 290 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,688 but say hello and good-bye to you. 291 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,590 Hi, honey. Hi. 292 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,626 Boy, have I got a million questions for you. 293 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,728 Honey, with the washing machine-- 294 00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,463 when you put the soap in, 295 00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,265 do you put it in when it goes "ding" 296 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,533 or "ding, ding"? 297 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,235 "Ding, ding". 298 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:04,737 Ohh! 299 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,505 "Ding, ding"? 300 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:08,507 I put it in on "ding". 301 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,342 Honey, do we take chocolate milk? 302 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,044 The milkman keeps asking me-- 303 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,979 Sweetheart, not now, please. 304 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,215 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. Are you tired? 305 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,150 Very. 306 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,252 I guess dancing is rougher than housework, huh? 307 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,354 No, nothing's rougher than housework, 308 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:25,224 but I'm using a whole different set of muscles this week. 309 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,359 Yeah, me, too. 310 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,228 Honey, do you want some dinner? 311 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:32,531 What have you got? Bananas. 312 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:36,135 No, sweetie, I think I'll just lie here 313 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,604 and relax awhile. All right, darling? 314 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,539 Very all right. 315 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:44,109 ( SIGHS ) That feels good. 316 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,659 I got a chocolate malt, one coffee, one skim milk, 317 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,528 a ham and cheese on rye, chopped liver and onion roll 318 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,563 and a wedge of lettuce. Who gets which? 319 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:08,233 I'll take anything that isn't ravioli and meatballs. 320 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:11,070 I'll give you one guess which one is mine. 321 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,105 Wedge of lettuce and skim milk. 322 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,542 Thanks a lot. You just blew your tip. 323 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,577 Hi, honey. 324 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:19,812 Wow! 325 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,146 Hi, Laura. Hi, Laurie. 326 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,681 Hi, Sally. Hi, Buddy. 327 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,783 We had a five-minute break. I thought-- 328 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,819 Honey, do you have to parade around like that? 329 00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:28,754 Like what? Like that. 330 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,489 Well, what's wrong with it? 331 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,257 Well, you're practically-- 332 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,692 Yeah! 333 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,730 All right, hand out the stuff and beat it. 334 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,598 Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. 335 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,700 Honey, go put some clothes on. 336 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,535 Darling, these are just leotards. 337 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,337 You've seen me wear them before. 338 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,805 I know. I have, but he hasn't. 339 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,807 Now, put this on. 340 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,542 Rob, this is silly. 341 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,411 All the girls wear them for rehearsal. 342 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,146 Those girls are girls. 343 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,115 That's different. You are a married woman. 344 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:58,584 Not today, brother. Today she's a girl girl. 345 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,152 Yeah! 346 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,286 All right, you. Beat it. 347 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,654 I ain't finished yet! 348 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,523 You want a bet? 349 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:05,858 Out, out. 350 00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,559 Hey, can I say something? 351 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,727 What? 352 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,462 Va-va-va-voom! 353 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,234 How do you like that kid? 354 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:17,636 Isn't that nice? You're jealous. 355 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,671 Well, I have to get back, dear. 356 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,507 Just wanted to ask you to have Ritchie stay up tonight 357 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,675 till I get home and watch the show. 358 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,677 I thought he'd get a kick out of seeing his mother on TV 359 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,379 I'll see you tonight. Bye-bye. 360 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,214 Bye, Laura. So long, Laura. 361 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,616 Put some clothes on. 362 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:31,850 Ohh... 363 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:41,727 When does the skiing season start? 364 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,731 Now you're talking sense. 365 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,733 No, I'm only kidding, Buddy. 366 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,369 As a matter of fact, I'm glad she had this week. 367 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,404 I think it's done her a lot of good. 368 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,673 Come on, be honest. Have you really enjoyed it? 369 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:56,642 No. it was a rough week. 370 00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:59,211 And I don't mind telling you that I'm glad it's over. 371 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,879 But we came through it all right. 372 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,449 Tomorrow we'll be all back to normal again. 373 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,518 And you know something? Laura thoroughly enjoyed it. 374 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,687 And that's important to me. 375 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,856 If a husband can't sacrifice at least one week for his wife, 376 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:12,324 he's not much of a husband. 377 00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:15,327 That-a-boy, Rob. 378 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,329 Are you sure you haven't got a brother like you? 379 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,264 He's married. 380 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:22,434 Haven't got a young uncle hanging around, have you? 381 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,636 Distant cousin? Something? 382 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,438 Hey, how about your son Ritchie? 383 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,574 Nah, he'd probably rather go to camp. 384 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,543 Rob. 385 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,479 Oh, here's good news again. 386 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:39,551 I was just down watching Laura rehearse. She's great. 387 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,753 I'd like to give her a contract as a regular. 388 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,889 Uh... 389 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,924 What do you mean, "regular"? 390 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,960 Just what I said-- a regular. 391 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:52,464 I mean, a regular regular? Right. 392 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:55,367 You want her to dance on the show every week? 393 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,504 Every week, that's right. Swell. 394 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,539 Congratulations, Mel. You've just condemned him 395 00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:03,709 to a life of ravioli and meatballs. Beg your pardon? 396 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:05,844 Rob, you should've slugged him when I told you. 397 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,347 Buddy. look, Mel, what did Laura say? 398 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,948 Well, I didn't talk to her yet. 399 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,217 I thought I'd better check with you first. 400 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,286 But if you'd rather I wouldn't mention the contract, I won't. 401 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,654 Oh, no, you have to tell her. 402 00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:17,322 Why do you have to tell her? 403 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,558 Well, she's a grown woman. 404 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,827 She can make up her own mind. 405 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,996 It wouldn't be fair. I gotta tell her. 406 00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,298 Fair? You tell a woman that she's got a choice 407 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,700 between a life of glamour and pots and pans? 408 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,303 What kind of a choice is that? 409 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,971 I think I know my wife well enough 410 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,574 to hope that she'll say what I know she thinks 411 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:38,243 that I hope she'll say. 412 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,679 Boy, I know what I'd say. 413 00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:43,649 I'd say-- what did he say? 414 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,484 Look, this is all very interesting, 415 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,885 but I've got a lot of work to do. 416 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,720 What do you want me to do about Laura? 417 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,622 Whatever you do, don't let him tell her. 418 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,658 Rob, shall I tell her or not? 419 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,726 No, don't tell her. 420 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,028 Good boy. 421 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:58,697 I'll tell her. Bad boy. 422 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,672 Maybe I'll tell her. 423 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,476 And Mommy was the best one, wasn't she? 424 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,645 Yes. Yeah. 425 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,748 Which one was Mommy, Daddy? 426 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,917 Rich, I told you eight times already. 427 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,019 The one on the right. 428 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,856 Yeah. she was the best, huh, Daddy? Yes. 429 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,858 Don't you want mommy to be the best one? 430 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,594 Of course I do. 431 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,862 Then why are you wearing your mad face? 432 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,533 Oh, it's not that. Daddy's just kind of tired. 433 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,969 Mommy! 434 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:40,505 Hi, sweetie. Did you watch me on television? 435 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,507 Yeah, you were the best one! 436 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,042 Did you really think so? 437 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:47,713 Yeah. which one was you, Mommy? 438 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:51,083 Well, the one who was the best, of course. 439 00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:52,618 Oh. 440 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:53,919 Honey, you will-- 441 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:55,420 Wait, let me get Ritchie to bed. 442 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:56,855 Then I'll come back. Okay. 443 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:58,957 Boy, Mommy, you sure dance good. 444 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,026 Thank you, sweetie. I'll tuck you in later. 445 00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:02,894 Okay. 446 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,366 All right, come on. 447 00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:10,602 Tell me the truth. How was I? 448 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,871 Well, honey, you-- 449 00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:14,940 First, you tell me something. 450 00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,608 Did you enjoy this week? 451 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:18,510 Did I enjoy it? 452 00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:20,412 Oh, Rob, I loved every minute of it. 453 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:23,348 I loved the dancing and the irresponsibility 454 00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:25,517 and the delivery boy in your office today. 455 00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:26,918 Do you realize how long it's been 456 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,787 since anyone admired my legs? 457 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:31,657 I don't know. I think I admire them every day. 458 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,558 That doesn't count. 459 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:36,528 Well, you know what I mean. 460 00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:39,464 I just loved the whole thing. 461 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,767 But... But what? 462 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,436 Was I really good? 463 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:47,072 Honey, you were very good. 464 00:21:47,105 --> 00:21:50,108 Are you sure? Why do you ask? 465 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,477 Well, when I said good night to Mel, 466 00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:55,514 he didn't make any comment. He didn't? 467 00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,417 No. he told all the other girls that they were very good. 468 00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:01,553 And to me, he just said, "Good night, and thanks." 469 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:03,789 "Good night, and thanks." 470 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,091 And I thought I was dancing very well. 471 00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:08,960 But I guess I was just fooling myself. 472 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,730 Honey, I--I thought you were excellent. 473 00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:14,833 You're a very sweet, loyal husband, dear. 474 00:22:14,866 --> 00:22:18,770 But I guess I just couldn't keep up. 475 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:20,806 Honey, how about a cup of coffee? 476 00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,741 No, sweetie, thank you. 477 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,676 I think I'll just get out of this and into bed. 478 00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:27,179 Honey, wait a minute. 479 00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:29,848 Laurie, I've got something to tell you. 480 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,987 What is it? 481 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,956 Honey... 482 00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:39,991 Mel wants to sign you on as a regular. 483 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,127 Oh, you're just saying that. 484 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,430 No, honest. he wants you to dance all season. 485 00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:47,899 Well, why didn't he tell me? 486 00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:51,069 Well, he wanted-- he wanted me to tell you. 487 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:54,706 Oh, Rob! That's a wonderful surprise! 488 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,876 Isn't that wonderful? Aren't you proud of me? 489 00:22:57,909 --> 00:22:59,611 I'm very proud of you, honey. 490 00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:02,114 Oh, honey, you know, I always wondered 491 00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:04,049 if I could get back into shape enough 492 00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:05,784 so that someone would offer me a job 493 00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:07,586 as a professional dancer again, 494 00:23:07,619 --> 00:23:09,755 and now I know! I did it. 495 00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:12,457 And I wondered if I could take the strain 496 00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:14,826 of the daily classes and the rehearsals 497 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,595 and the exercise. 498 00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:19,197 And now I know... I can't. 499 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,567 You can't? 500 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,202 No, Rob! 501 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,505 There isn't a bone in my body 502 00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,473 that isn't screaming, "For heaven's sake, 503 00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:31,843 lie down in a hot tub!" 504 00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:34,212 I'm so tired. 505 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,848 Well--well, I'm-- 506 00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:39,618 Is that the only reason you want to give up dancing, 507 00:23:39,651 --> 00:23:42,120 just because you're tired? 508 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:44,022 Come here, pussycat. 509 00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:46,124 ( GIGGLES ) 510 00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:48,026 Do you remember what I said 511 00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:50,228 when you asked me to marry you? 512 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:53,532 Yeah. You said, "Yes". 513 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,867 Well, before that. 514 00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:59,671 Before that, you kept saying, "No." 515 00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:01,139 In between those two. 516 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,608 In between...yeah. 517 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,844 You said something real dramatic, like-- 518 00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:07,913 like, "Take me away from all this. 519 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,648 "I don't want to be a dancer. 520 00:24:09,681 --> 00:24:11,516 I want to be your wife." 521 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:14,753 Yeah, you're really crazy about me, aren't you? 522 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,888 Well... 523 00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:19,858 Baby...did anybody ever tell you 524 00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:22,227 that you've got beautiful legs? 525 00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:34,573 Oh, honey, this is great. Isn't it, Rich? 526 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:38,009 Yeah, this tastes like regular food. 527 00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:41,546 I don't know. She cooks, she dances, she's beautiful. 528 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:43,181 What a great mommy you've got, Rich. 529 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,650 Yeah, she's a good mommy. 530 00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:47,819 Hey, maybe I ought to leave the house more often. 531 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:49,888 As a matter of fact, I was thinking... 532 00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:51,857 Maybe I ought to do this once a year. 533 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,658 Once a year? 534 00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:55,560 Yeah, just for a week, though. 535 00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:57,329 I think it's a wonderful idea, don't you? 536 00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:59,831 Oh, sure. Sure, but I got a better idea, 537 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:01,299 just before you take that week, 538 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,801 to get you all limbered up, 539 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,736 we'll go skiing. 540 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,174 ♪♪